Connor Lees
Staff Writer
Connor is a sophomore who is known for his unhealthy obession with the TV show Survivor and the Jacksonville Jaguars. A devilishly good looking chap, he often spends his days searching for ways to grow facial hair or consume cinnamon rolls. Hobbies include night prowling, soul searching, and verbal racketeering.
Articles written by Connor
Google Buys Campus Building
April 1st, 2011
By Connor Lees
Campus has been abuzz lately with all the recent construction on one of Gettysburg College’s most legendary buildings.
Glatfelter has recently been purchased by multinational corporation Google for an undisclosed sum of money and a few first-years.
Google plans to ...
2040′s Nostalgia
April 1st, 2011
By Connor Lees
Ah the 2040’s… A few of us fondly remember those years, others wish to forget them. But, regardless, our nostalgia for the past runs deep. Here are just a few things that fell by the wayside in one ...
Man Laws: How to Choose a Urinal
March 17th, 2011
By Connor Lees
Urinals are the champions of public restroom awkwardness. Thus, men have adopted an unspoken rulebook that outlines, in great detail, the proper etiquette when confronted with one of these utilities. I will attempt to outline these rules in ...
G-Harmony: Gettysburg’s Hottest New Dating Site
February 14th, 2011
By Connor Lees
Announced Sunday, fittingly right around Valentine’s Day, is a new dating service being offered by Gettysburg College.
G-Harmony is a brand new way for people to meet one another on campus and potentially find a significant other. It ...
The Seven Deadly Texts
February 9th, 2011
By Connor Lees
Everybody texts. Ok, not the blind or people without hands, but nearly everyone these days has sent and received a text message, although not everyone has mastered the etiquette that goes with it. You know there are ...
90′s Nostalgia: Furby
February 9th, 2011
By Connor Lees
He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. No, not Santa. FURBY.
Yes, this little demon seed combination of bird, guinea pig, and concentrated hate was a staple of many a 90’s childhood. And when I say ...
Who Cares?
February 1st, 2011
By Connor Lees
It seems like the world is becoming more and more apathetic.
What I mean is this: it just seems like people have stopped caring about the world around them. The startling obliviousness to what is happening in the world ...
Gettysburgian Not Grey Anymore!
December 10th, 2010
By Connor Lees
Campus just feels brighter these days, now that the legendary Gettysburgian is being printed with color. After an initial shortage of Cyan ink, the long-running campus news source is finally adding a bit of flair to its appearance.
Public ...
Hooray Beer: Let’s Repeal the Drinking Age
October 25th, 2010
By Connor Lees
Alcohol is consumed by teenagers everywhere, despite the restriction on consuming it until the age of 21. For that reason, measures are often taken to attempt to hide activities or parties that involve drinking. In these unrestrained and ...
Candidates Debate in Ballroom
October 21st, 2010
By Connor Lees
The Ballroom was speckled with people of all demographics this past Tuesday evening as the candidates for Pennsylvania’s 19th district seat in the House of Representatives debated one another. Todd Platts (Rep.), Ryan Sanders (Dem.), and Josh Monighan ...
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