Sebastian DiNatale
Sebastian DiNatale is currently a Senior, a Political Science Major with a minor is Film Studies and Italian. As leaves change during the autumnal harvest, so do the many faces of Sebby. Often characterized as a fiercely independent person, he may at times retreat into exile for weeks at a time before unveiling his newest addition to The Forum. One of the last surviving students of rhetoric, and a master of the art of improvisational character acting, Sebastian has been able to convince every personage he meets that he is the “real Sebby.” This could not be further from the truth, as he morphs from one face to the next, usually taking comfort behind his factious sarcasm. Also the media mogul, he currently serves as the Station Manager for GBurg TV, bringing broadcasted light to the dorms of the unenlightened bathed in shadow.
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Articles written by Sebastian
Gettysburg College Gets Political
February 12th, 2008
By Sebastian DiNatale
As the primary season has surpassed its halfway point, there have been a myriad of polls culminating into the speculation of which candidate will be the nation’s next president.
However, there is one community’s opinion that many Gettysburg students ...
In Defense of Bullying
January 29th, 2008
By Sebastian DiNatale
As many people now know, there is a new group on campus called S.A.R.A. whose goal it is to stop bullying amongst middle school students. S.A.R.A. stands for Students Against Relational Aggression and they hope to raise awareness ...
This Week in 90′s Nostalgia: Jewel
January 22nd, 2008
By Sebastian DiNatale
Hello, and welcome all to our newest section of the Forum: This Week in 90′s Nostalgia, where every week we will showcase a familiar singer, television show, product, etc., reminding you that your life as a child was ...
Spunky 8-year-old Dies of Volatile Mixture of Soft-Drink Beverages
January 22nd, 2008
By Sebastian DiNatale
W hat promised to be a “fun day at McDonald’s” ended tragically last Thursday as Shane Prate, an 8-year-old from Bordentown, New Jersey, died of a poisonous concoction of various soft-drink beverages. Described by many as “spunky, fun-loving, ...
Gettysburg Deathmatch: Political Science vs. Religion
September 26th, 2007
By Sebastian DiNatale
Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to the premier of Department Deathmatch! I’m your host, Sebastian DiNatale, and I’m sitting ring-side for what looks to be quite an exciting event, filled with thrills, spills, and who ...
Oh Yankee Candle, Is There Anything You Cannot Do?
September 10th, 2007
By Sebastian DiNatale
As I sit idly at my computer, I realize the amount of hobbies shared by a plethora of different peoples and cultures. Baseball card collecting, juggling, or even spelunking, the amount of non-paying activities people endorse in is ...
PORN!!
February 13th, 2007
By Sebastian DiNatale
Ladies and gentlemen, hear my tale of woe. It seems that the administration has yet again quashed the freedoms and liberties America supposedly grants us in our Constitution. A few weeks ago a man was banned from Gettysburg ...
Music Profile: Enya
November 14th, 2006
By Sebastian DiNatale
Everybody, be quiet now! Because I’m going to let you in on a little secret. A secret, that once accepted, will make your day worth living, put you in a quasi-conscience state of euphoria, and enlighten your lead-weighted ...
Point/Counterpoint: Why Cameras Should NOT be Allowed in the Supreme Court
October 26th, 2006
By Sebastian DiNatale
So, you left-wing commies want to install another one of your liberal controlled media devices into the most sacred, esteemed, law-altering and highest court in the United States of America (aside from the Basketball Court located in the ...
We’re Not in Pennsylvania Anymore!!!
October 3rd, 2006
By Sebastian DiNatale
As I awoke from my slumber on Satur-day morn, I will filled with enlightenment. I was about to embark on an adventure to a far away land. A land where 24 year olds and up would ...
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