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AudraF@GBurgForum.com

Audra Foster is not actually Rosie the Riveter, but she'd sure like to be. She takes working for the Forum as seriously as anyone can--which is to say, with an incontrovertible sense of humor. She prefers her privacy to the extent that she seems a bit paranoid. She loves to write articles, but hates to write autobiographical statements.
Contact info: AudraF@GburgForum.com


Articles written by Audra

    GETTYSBURG PIRATE ORCHESTRA DROPS ORCHESTRA AND PICKS UP PIRACY

    April 2nd, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    Despite the fact that Gettysburg is, in fact, a land-locked little town, several members of its community have felt the need to turn to piracy to supplement their swifly decreasing monetary income. Most notably, The Gettysburg Pirate Orchestra, ...

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    SPRING FEST 2010 PERFORMERS ANNOUNCED

    March 15th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    CAB announced today that they’ve decided on the three artists that will be performing at this year’s Spring Fest.

    THURSDAY’S PERFORMER

    Travis Rocco

    His Website | His Myspace

     

     

    SATURDAY’S OPENING ACT

    Go Go Gadjet

    Their Website | Their Myspace

     

     

    AND SATURDAY’S MAIN PERFORMER IS…

    Milkman ...

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    Acclaim for Oscar-Nominated Animated Shorts

    March 5th, 2010

    By Josh Carmel and Audra Foster

    While the predominant Oscar haze furnished by James Cameron and Quentin Tarantino may have eclipsed the scintillating cinematic brilliance of those films qualified as “Animated Shorts,” the lucid tinctures of emotion, both humorous and melancholy, ...

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    A Winter’s Tale: A Fine Tale for a Long Winter’s Night

    March 4th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    As with any Shakespeare play, the real challenge lies in appealing to an audience that no longer instantly comprehends the complexities and nuances of an archaic language. Add appealing to the attention span of a generation raised on ...

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    UPDATE: SNOWMAGEDDON!

    February 11th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    I have a few theories about this snow, because there’s no way it’s natural. There’s a higher power at work here. There has to be. This is Pennsylvania, people, not Michigan. Not Massachusetts or Maine or Minnesota or ...

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    The iPad: What’s In A Name?

    February 4th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    To be honest, the only fault I have with the iPad—or, as I like to think of it, the iTablet or iSlate—is the fact that it is called the iPad, because in the week since it’s ...

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    The Road: Side-Splitter of the Year

    January 31st, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    The Road was a pleasantly cheerful and comedic movie about a man and his son as they search for food and safety in a post apocalyptic world. The entire movie is really nothing more ...

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    Off-Campus Housing: For Those Tired of Dorm Life

    January 20th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    The Office of Residence Life has announced they are not renewing the leases for four off-campus houses next year. It doesn’t mean people are being asked to move out this very moment, but that next year there will ...

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    It’s Elementary, My Dear Watson: Sherlock Holmes

    January 20th, 2010

    By Audra Foster

    The Sherlock Holmes Movie Poster

    What is it about the whole ‘fallen hero’ archetype that so appeals to the American masses? We love to see Batman suffer internally as he protects Gotham, and watch as an aged Indiana Jones ...

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    Top Ten Most Annoying Christmas Songs of All Time

    December 9th, 2009

    By Audra Foster

    1. “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

    Because we’re all so cold and desensitized by violent video games that it’s funny when sweet old grandmother’s die. It’s a typical middle school boy song, not a Christmas carol worthy ...

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