By Audra Foster
With more than half the staff of the Forum currently abroad in merry old England, exquisite India, or living among genial Germans, the Forum is, admittedly, struggling to stay afloat in this tsunami of loneliness. The ship has not sunk yet, however, and we urge you (our vast and ever-present readership) to stay with us until we are reunited with our fellows abroad. That said, if anyone has ever felt an urgent desire to write for the Forum—Gettysburg’s only independent news source—but heretofore have felt too shy to come forward, then I urge you to sack up and join us! We’re fun and relatively nice and always funny (obviously) and of course extremely attractive (see photo) and we love what we do. Just keep it in mind as the new semester starts and, as always, keep reading!
GO F-O-R-U-M! We miss you here in America, Alex, Elizabeth, Josh, and Elizabeth!
And of course we miss Colleen (who’s in India) and Connor (in Germany) too!

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