Tiger Woods is accused of having cheated on his wife with various women. What do you think?

Steve Harner:

Football players have killed people; baseball players do copious amounts of steroids. It’s about time golf has had its own questionable morality issue.

Punzy McGee:
Looks like he sunk his birdie in several holes!

Louis Lewis:
This once again goes along with my theory that practicing activities created by the Scots only leads to the ethical decay of a nation. Look at people who like Sean Connery.

Sarah Granaff:
Wow. To have pleased that many women, I guess he’s more Black than Asian.

Sarah Palin recently stopped in Iowa, a key swing state, to promote her book. Is she looking at a presidential bid in 2012?

Frederick Durmont:
I love Sarah Palin, and I WISH she would run for president in 2012. She is adorable. Like a puppy .A misinformed, ignorant, stereotyping, neoconservative puppy.

Thomas Thompson:
I think Sarah Palin has single-handedly disproved the age old “if you wear glasses, you are smarter” theory.

Punzy McGee:
She better start her campaign, I hear Pawlenty is running in 2012 as well. He might be Nailin’Palin in the primary debates! And not the good kind of nailin’!

Fiona Williams:
As a woman, I feel that the election of Sarah Palin would set back women about 50 years. Yes, dear…

The U.S. Congress Just Passed a $787 Billion Stimulus Bill. Where do you think the money is going?

I hear about a proposed $50 million for a Water Theme Park. I think that’s a great idea, because now I finally have a place to drown myself after loosing all of my money in the market while ensuring that my kids will have a fun time.

Scott Placard
Real-Estate Investor

I’m just worried that our legislators are not acting too selflessly. I’d hate to see a bill that has no projects which only benefit a very specific legislative district which will have no effect on the country overall. I hope they put something in here or there.
Trish Weir
Student

Wait a minute, did you say $787 billion? Really? That’s great, I guess the federal reserve has bounced back and we’re finally able to put up some real cash to get us out of debt. See ya china, suckers! Isn’t invisible money great?
Paul Fell
Online Shopper

If I know anything about the misguided principals of Democrats and the stubborness of Republicans, I’m sure that after about a week they’ll lose, it and ask for more. Start checking under your couch cusions, America.
Sam Delport
Public Defender

In this new feature, the voice of Gettysburg is finally heard, responding to questions that address the real issues of the day and age.

Barack Obama is America’s first African-American President. Is America ready for a black president?

He’s black? I only listen to the most unbiased form of media journalism, the radio. In fact, the notion that he was black had never crossed my mind. Well, the television destroyed Nixon when he debated that goodie goodie Kennedy. I think unfortunately the devil-box is at it again.
Samuel Ashton
Adjunct Professor, DeVry College

Personally I don’t see the controversy behind skin color. Why, William Henry Harrison’s jaundice he contracted from septicemia turned his skin and eyes yellow, yet nobody questioned his leadership skills.
Emily Sernon
Advertising Specialist

This race has been about differences in the candidates. I truly questions America’s tolerance for minorities. As long as it’s not a heart-crushing devil-collaborating problem-having leaving-you-waiting-20-minutes-at-the-restaurant-doing woman, I don’t have any particular preference.
Randall Jenkins
Student

Does this mean Will.I.Am is going to come out with another Obama-inspired song? Because I don’t think the nation is ready for that.
Lawrence Coleman
CPA