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By Punzy McGee

Heya everybody, Ol’ Punzy’s back, and boy have I got news for you.  Allow me to break the ice!  Last week, a large snowstorm has brutally attacked the whole East Coast.  “Snow Way!” You might say, but just take a gander out yer window, won’t you.  Now put it back in! Yes, it look like Ol’ Jack Frost ...

By Punzy McGee

Boy, is this weather bad. C’mon sunshine, WATER you waiting for! What a classic. Heya everybody, Punzy McGee here with my new weekly column, and I’m not talking Corinthian! Allow me to first introduce Myself. Hey Myself, say Hello to everybody! But seriously, I’m Punzy McGee, the wordsmith with a knack for punny humor! In case ya think ...

By Punzy McGee

Good day to you all, loyal Forum enthusiasts. Today, I write to those of you which have an accepted place in this orgiastic hell-hole of joyless chaos that is Gettysburg College. Yes, today is Get Acquainted Day, a euphoric collection of Aristotelian High School seniors that eagerly seek a higher education. Well, allow me to get you ...

By Punzy McGee

Photo circa 1923

By Punzy McGee Publisher Emeritus

My fellow patriots, I have returned once more from my yearly winter vacation to the shores of Tanzania. With my faithful servant-boy Hugh by my side, much distance was traversed, as well as new and exciting ideas in order to keep our precious Forum a step ahead of the rest. But ...

By Buford Gideon Ambrose, Publisher Emeritus

Photo circa 1923.

Greetings all loyal Forum enthusiasts! I am currently writing, perhaps for the last time this year, from my summer château in New Jersey, and must I say I am delightedly bored. How this summer has passed so quickly! I am remiss to say that I was definitely not prepared to have a ...

By Buford Gideon Ambrose, Publisher Emeritus

Greetings loyal Forum enthusiasts, as I finally have returned after 15 year expedition in the valleys of Tahiti and Isles of the Gulf searching for new and exotic conservative values (I must say I was quite successful). Upon my return, I am content to find that the Glorious Forum has remained ...

By Buford Gideon Ambrose, Publisher Emeritus

Well, here I am at last, finally being given the chance to vent my anger and frustration with the world into tangible, solid evidence that it is time, in fact, for a change. Last Saturday I attended a Holy day, one which was filled with merriment, love, passion, glee, and drunkenness. I am speaking, of ...