Op-Ed » Campus Op-Ed
Easter Break Removed From Calendar
February 23rd, 2011
By David DeBor
Senate’s 16-15 vote on Monday approving the removal of Easter recess made one thing clear: the Student Senate failed to uphold the interests of the Gettysburg College student body. Instead of voting on behalf of the constituents who elected them, the Senate fell prey to a dizzying and convoluted explanation involving schedules and semester start dates, hardly ...
Heather Gold’s Mission: Get Gettysburg College Laid
February 14th, 2011
By Audra Foster
This year, as part of Allies Week, comedian Heather Gold came to Gettysburg College and performed for a group of students who didn’t seem to know quite what to expect from the self-proclaimed “love child of Sarah Silverman and Rachel Maddow.” Equal parts raunchy, serious, awkward, and inspirational, her routine opened doors for the LGBTQQ community here on ...
A letter in response to Kevin Lugo’s article on sustainability
April 22nd, 2010
By President Janet Morgan Riggs
Dear students,
I am writing in response to Kevin Lugo’s article on sustainability at Gettysburg College. Student support of the College’s sustainability efforts is essential to our success in reducing the College’s carbon footprint. Kevin mentions some of the most substantive accomplishments to date, but achieving true carbon neutrality will require a sustained campus-wide effort over ...
Off-Campus Housing: For Those Tired of Dorm Life
January 20th, 2010
By Audra Foster
The Office of Residence Life has announced they are not renewing the leases for four off-campus houses next year. It doesn’t mean people are being asked to move out this very moment, but that next year there will be that many less off-campus houses to choose from. Which, if you’re an up-and-coming upperclassmen and you’re tired of dorm ...
Stine Hall: Dirty and Flirty This Christmas Season
December 9th, 2009
By Evan Petrack
Mary Magdalene, supposed prostitute, would have been so proud of our very own Stine Hall this past Monday (November 30 th). Why? Well, because on this specific Monday, some residents decided to make it a “Monday Funday.” It’s not that I disagree with this behavior, but I do have an early morning class on Tuesdays, and I’m not ...
I Miss My Jeep, Man!
October 22nd, 2009
By Jaimie Garrett
I remember when I first got my license back in November of 2006, I was so stoked because after 16.5 years of waiting I could finally be independent, at least to some extent. No longer would I have to wait around for rides or feel constricted. I was no longer an animal who had to be told when ...
Sister Hazel Could be Interesting After All
October 2nd, 2009
By Kyle Lawson
As you must be sure by now, this year’s Fall Concert CAB got for us the band Sister Hazel. Now for anyone who was too young to really remember them, Sister Hazel had a hit back in 1997 “All for You.” Thank God they have continued making music, since I truly look forward to the day when I ...
How Not to Experience Your First Year
October 2nd, 2009
By Audra Foster
If you are an upperclassman, then please, read this and reminisce fondly of your first year. But if you are a freshman, like myself, then please, WHINE WITH ME! Are you tired of having to sacrifice your evenings and weekends? Are you sick of wasting your time talking about time management when you could be actually working or—God ...
Porn Will Make You Gay!!! A Warning to the Campus from a Slightly Apathetic Editor
October 1st, 2009
By Kyle Lawson
As a somewhat concerned editor, I felt I needed to bring to the attention of this campus, that pornography will turn male students gay. This stirring announcement was made by Michael Schwartz, the Chief of Staff for Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn at the Values Voters Conference held this past week in Washington D.C. Mr. Schwartz, who by his ...
Complaining About Language Requirement Es Ridiculoso
March 1st, 2009
By Evan Rothera
Gettysburg College likes to talk about how everyone lives in a globalized world and that students receive the benefits of a liberal arts education to succeed in this globalized world. Yet, for all of this fine talk, it seems that there is a new push to alter the Foreign Language requirement of the Gettysburg Curriculum. Many people profess ...
